bluebonnet Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Piet and Koos Piet and Koos, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.Piet turns to Koos and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through lifewithout an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,and sign up for some classes."Koos thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Piet goesdown to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who signs him up for thefour basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic."Logic?" Piet says. "What's that?"The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?""Yeah.""Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that youwould have a yard.""That's true, I do have a yard.""I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logicallythat you would have a house.""Yes, I do have a house.""And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have afamily.""Yes, I have a family.""I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must havea wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be aheterosexual.""I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to findout all of thatbecause I have a weed eater."Excited to take the class now, Piet shakes the Dean's hand and leaves togo meet Koos at the bar. He tells Koos about his classes, how he is signedup for Math, English, History, and Logic."Logic?" Koos says, "What's that?"Piet says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?""No.""Then you're a moffie .........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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