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Piet and Koos

Piet and Koos, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.

Piet turns to Koos and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life

without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,

and sign up for some classes."

Koos thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Piet goes

down to the college and meets the dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the

four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Piet says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you

would have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically

that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a

family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have

a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a

heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to findout all of that

because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Piet shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to

go meet Koos at the bar. He tells Koos about his classes, how he is signed

up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Koos says, "What's that?"

Piet says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a moffie .........."

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What if you borrow your neighbours weed eater? Are you a swinger then :ilikeit:

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HaHaHaHaHa Nice one :holy::ilikeit:

like the swinger too :lol::lol:

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Love it ! was reading it at the office and started laughing. Co-worker asked what I was laughing about. So I copied and pasted the joke, changed the names to Bruce and his mate Joe sitting at the bar and emailed it to her....... now we are both giggling in the office !

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