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Eva
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Nelson Mandela, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling home back on Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a cheque.

Finally Nelson Mandela gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call South Africa anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Nelson Mandela got to call South Africa free.

The devil replied, "Since Jacob Zuma became president of South Africa , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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Good one, Eva <_<

Erica

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Here is another proof thereof....

Hahaha, dis ongelooflik !! Daar is nog 'n hele paar foute op die dokument, kyk net na die verskil in betekenis tussen die Engels en Afrikaans. In Engels mag die permithouer die land nie voor of op 'n sekere datum VERLAAT nie, in Afrikaans mag die permithouer die land nie voor of op die datum BINNEKOM nie. So die permithouer kan kies of hy Eng of Afr wil verstaan of toepas.

Heng, en dis die amptelike verblyfregpermit van hierdie land.... :)

Added, for the English friends:

Hahaha, this is incredible !! There are a few more errors on this document, look at the difference in meaning between the English and Afrikaans (Africaans, maybe ??) In English, the permit holder may not LEAVE the country before or on the specified date. In Afrikaans, the permit holder may not ENTER the country before or on the same date. So the permit holder are free to choose wether he wants to understand and apply English or Afrik©aans.

Heck, and this is the official permanent residence permit of this country .... :blink:

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