Eva Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Think Id loose the hat !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrice Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Why not just be “old fashioned†and wear panties ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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