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A man rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed man asked if he has got three wishes. The genie said, 'Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be? The man did not hesitate. He said, 'I want peace in the Middle East '. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony.

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Sir, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT

good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable.'The man thought for a minute and said, ' Well, I've never been able to find the right woman. You know - one that's considerate and

fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, loves me more than her chit-chat, doesn't watch soapies all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good woman.'The genie let out a SIGH, rolled his eyes and said,

'Let me see the f*cking map again.'

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