Eva Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women on the forum who have touched my life..... Here's to you! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. 13. We will never regret piercing our ears. 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coyote Posted November 19, 2009 Report Share Posted November 19, 2009 Good one! Just love No. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK2AUS Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Hey Hey Hey EvaLove it. FAB!!!Jenny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyn Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Yes, men are something else arent they ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Had a good laugh, thanks Eva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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