Mother-in-law

[pingz]

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all

dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start

out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in

the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes

upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains

to the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my

mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed

and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!

Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and

biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back

yard!

She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"

[bluebonnet]

So funny.

[Serendipity]

hahaha

[Simpsons]

LMAO!!!!!