IamInACT Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 An Israeli doctor says : "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." ! A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A South African doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 An Israeli doctor says : "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." ! A British doctor says: "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A South African doctor: not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind, We just took a man with no brain - made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.Don't we need at least a little bit of brain to pass 5th grade? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Had such a good giggle now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalmers family Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 so,so true!!! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitterbug Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Saw this joke originally with the American referring to Bush and the two brain cells they gave him. Still works in the South African context Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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