Serendipity Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Texan in AustraliaA Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Heh heh, good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lyn Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Thanx for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 That put's them in place Lived in Texas for 17 years, they always brag about everything being bigger there. Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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