Telecommunications Technological History

[Annalize]

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the

conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one

thousand years ago.

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American

scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: " US

scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fiber, and have

concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital

telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, the Sowetan newspaper from Johannesburg, South

Africa reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500 meters,

Zulu scientists have found absolutely nothing. They concluded that 5000

years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology."

[Darkwing]

Now that's very funny hahahahahahaah!!!!