georgie 1 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.''From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.'No, from the f**kin' skippin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorba Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 roflol! Well, have to give it to him, he was persistent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwing Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 That's very, very, funny...hahahahahah!!!!ThanksCheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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