zorba Posted February 18, 2009 Report Share Posted February 18, 2009 A young man called John invited his mother for dinner, during the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome John's flat mate, Simon, was.She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his flat mate than met the eye.Reading his mums thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flat mates". About a week later, Simon came to John saying, "Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said John.So he sat down and wrote:DEAR MOTHER,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. JohnSeveral days later, John received an email from his mother which read:DEAR SON,I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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