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GOD created man..... and He stepped back and said:

"This is an image of perfection indeed. From the beautifully defined muscles, to it's grinning shaggy head.

From the slightly furry torso, to it's easy going tread.

Lets create something for it to wed."

So GOD went on to create a woman... and He stepped back and said:

Oh good grief, this thing's going to have to wear make-up."

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:ilikeit::D:D:D:D:D

Are you by chance picking a fight????

Genesis 2 verse 21 - So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, He took one of the man's ribs and .......

Nowhere in the Bible after this scripture does it say 'and God woke Adam from his deep sleep'.

Moral of the story - all men walking the earth are still in a deep sleep! :(

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So :lol: (The deep sleep)

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Ladies,

Firstly, it's a good thing that I'm in Cpt....

and yes, I was walking in my sleep... when I made this post...

- en se hulle in Afrikaans... stillbly is the beste antwoord.

I'm saying nothing.. I know it's a depression and make up is expensive...

I'm saying nothing...

I'm saying nothing....

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I'm coming to Cape Town in April. If you're still there........you better not be walking in your sleep around The Peninsula.

Another rib could go missing...you never know. :lol:

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Will also be in CT in April to greet friends. :ilikeit:

And for a man that says nothing..... six lines of NOTHING ??!! :ilikeit:

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Hehehe!!! you might want to hurry up and go Joe!! there will be no place to hide for you anymore, looks like we have the makings of a posse coming your way.

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April 09....

I'm so outa here... will be in Melbourne... hope I don't miss my flight...

cold canvassing sales, door to door, spreading the message of the usage or abusage of make-up...

man I'm in K # K...

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We have women in Melbourne! We are everywhere and will track you down :)

You can run but you cant hide!

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Now I have the Zohan after me, and you know, no one messes with the Zohan...

I'm like 'Malema' double G in WOOD WORKING... cannot retract the make up issue... have to join COPE...

Melbourne is big....

What to do....

Maybe I shoudl go to Wagga Wagga... (this name sounds naughty)...

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Sorry Joe, will also be in Melbourne by end of April!!

RUN FORREST RUN!!

I will be in Queensland, how far is Melbourne from Townsville QLD? ;)

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Ok, Ok, I take back my words....

Nothing worse in life then a woman scorned... but this is WOMEN that are scorned...

These are South African women of 'mass' (fat) destruction.... (I'm so dead...)

Not even a single ou (bra) is offered help...

What to do... BUT apologies...

I forgive you... I mean I'm sorry.. no make-up... you'll need something else... I think I rather keep quiet.

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Ta la laa... !!!

I'm alive and well and very soon will be living in Melbourne... (GOD Willing)

Happy Valentines Day to ALL the Ladies on this site including the HOSTS...

Regards

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