Joefromsa Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 GOD created man..... and He stepped back and said:"This is an image of perfection indeed. From the beautifully defined muscles, to it's grinning shaggy head.From the slightly furry torso, to it's easy going tread.Lets create something for it to wed."So GOD went on to create a woman... and He stepped back and said:Oh good grief, this thing's going to have to wear make-up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Are you by chance picking a fight????Genesis 2 verse 21 - So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, He took one of the man's ribs and ....... Nowhere in the Bible after this scripture does it say 'and God woke Adam from his deep sleep'.Moral of the story - all men walking the earth are still in a deep sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie 1 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Man are you looking for a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 So (The deep sleep) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefromsa Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Ladies, Firstly, it's a good thing that I'm in Cpt....and yes, I was walking in my sleep... when I made this post...- en se hulle in Afrikaans... stillbly is the beste antwoord.I'm saying nothing.. I know it's a depression and make up is expensive... I'm saying nothing...I'm saying nothing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie 1 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 I'm coming to Cape Town in April. If you're still there........you better not be walking in your sleep around The Peninsula.Another rib could go missing...you never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Will also be in CT in April to greet friends. And for a man that says nothing..... six lines of NOTHING ??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Hehehe!!! you might want to hurry up and go Joe!! there will be no place to hide for you anymore, looks like we have the makings of a posse coming your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefromsa Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 April 09.... I'm so outa here... will be in Melbourne... hope I don't miss my flight... cold canvassing sales, door to door, spreading the message of the usage or abusage of make-up...man I'm in K # K... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllisonW Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 We have women in Melbourne! We are everywhere and will track you down You can run but you cant hide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Sorry Joe, will also be in Melbourne by end of April!!RUN FORREST RUN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefromsa Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Now I have the Zohan after me, and you know, no one messes with the Zohan...I'm like 'Malema' double G in WOOD WORKING... cannot retract the make up issue... have to join COPE...Melbourne is big.... What to do....Maybe I shoudl go to Wagga Wagga... (this name sounds naughty)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie 1 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 I've got friiends in Wagga. There's no escape. That comes from saying nothing in six lines."I say nothing..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Sorry Joe, will also be in Melbourne by end of April!!RUN FORREST RUN!!I will be in Queensland, how far is Melbourne from Townsville QLD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefromsa Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Ok, Ok, I take back my words....Nothing worse in life then a woman scorned... but this is WOMEN that are scorned... These are South African women of 'mass' (fat) destruction.... (I'm so dead...)Not even a single ou (bra) is offered help...What to do... BUT apologies...I forgive you... I mean I'm sorry.. no make-up... you'll need something else... I think I rather keep quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreams Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Flowers will help us to accept your apology .. tomorrow is V-day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 You're forgiven Joe.......Joe......JJJooooeeeee.....wake up Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie 1 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Joe's in hiding. C'mon Joe. We KNOW you were joking. It is in the "Funnies"section. Don't be afraid. C'mon now..Wakey wakey!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joefromsa Posted February 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Ta la laa... !!!I'm alive and well and very soon will be living in Melbourne... (GOD Willing)Happy Valentines Day to ALL the Ladies on this site including the HOSTS...Regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Good save!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camvanmvt Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Sometimes i run, sometimes i hide. and now, i'm still on the way finding my own woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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