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Koos and Gawie from Brakpan were in Pretoria for the Currie Cup Final

When they suddenly spotted this sign on a shop window:

Suits R20--00 each

Shirts R10--00 each

Trousers R8--00 per pair

Koos says to his pal. 'Hey Japie, check at that! Bliksem, we could buy a whole load of those clothes... Then when we get back we could resell them and make us a moerse fortune!'

'Now listen boet, when we go into the shop you keep your big mouth shut,hey! Just you let me do all the talking and wheeling and dealing stuff, because if they hear your BRAKPAN accent, they might try to rip us off. I'll be giving them my best PRETORIA accent so they think we're locals.'

They go in and Koos says, 'Excuse me sir, I'll take 50 of your finest suits at R20 each, plus 100 shirts at R10 each, and 50 pairs of your trousers at just R8 each. I will be paying in cash, and taking those items with me today, if you don't mind.'

The owner of the shop interrupts, 'You from BRAKPAN, right?'

'Err....ja' says Koos, 'how do you know?'

The owner says, 'This is a dry-cleaner, you 'box'!'

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