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How would you feel if you had to live your life in this manner?

Life would be much better lived backwards. You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old peoples' home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being

too healthy;

go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

At retirement - 18 years of age –

you drive the sportscar you can actually enjoy! You eat what you want, you party...

and you get ready to start school. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,

you become a baby, and then ......... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like

conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day... And then, you finish off as

an 0r%^m

I rest my case.

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