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Deer camp


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Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one

wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to

make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next

morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what

happened to you?'

He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all

night.'

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same

thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what

happened to you? You look awful!'

He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof.

I

sat up and watched him all night.'

The third night was Frank's turn.

Frank was a big burly ex-football

player; a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy

tailed.

'Good morning,' he said. The other two couldn't believe it!

He looked rested

and wide awake.

They asked, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got

ready for bed.

I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him

good night.

Daryl sat up and watched me all night.'

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