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TIP OF THE DAY

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> Today's survival tip:

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> Next time you are too drunk to drive,

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> Walk to the nearest Debonairs,

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> Place an order,

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> And when they go to deliver it,

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> Catch a ride home with them.

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> Update to today's survival tip:

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> When catching a lift with the delivery guy give him the long directions

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> home - after 45mins you will get the pizza and the lift for free.

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