banned

[emmarentiad]

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry.....just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life.

2. expecting the world to treat u fairly cos u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u cos u r a vegatarian. think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear.....but what we are inside, So try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if u rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! Now that's attitude...!!

5. Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did... and she is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank or had affairs. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim... they said, He who never lived, cannot die!!

7. A man threw his mother inlaw in a pond of crocodiles.. He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles.

8. So many options for suicide: POISON, SLEEPING PILLS, HANGING, JUMPING FROM A BUILDING, LYING ON TRAIN TRACKS,....BUT WE CHOSE 'MARRIAGE', SLOW AND SURE.!!!!

9.All desirable things in life are either..........illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!!

10.Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.