ronfire Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hello, Boss Rod? This is Philemon, the gardener at yourcountry estate.** I have been trying for to speak with Boss now many days" "Ah yes, Philemon. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Ehh, I am just calling to advise you, Mista Rod, that yourparrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the National competition?" "eh...Yebo Boss, that's is the one." "Dam! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.""What did he die from?""From eating rotten meat, Mista Rod" "Rotten meat? Who in this world fed him rotten meat?""ehh....Nobody, Boss. He ate the meat of the dead horse." "Dead horse? What dead horse?""The thoroughbred, Mista Rod.""My prize thoroughbred is dead?""eh..Yes Boss Rod, he died from all that work pulling the watercart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire, Boss""Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?""The one at your house, Boss! A candle fell and the curtainscaught on fire.""What the!!??....Are you saying that my house is destroyedbecause of acandle??!! "e...Yes Boss Rod." "But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candlefor?" "For the funeral, Mista Rod.""WHAT BLOODYFUNERAL?" "Of your madam wife, Boss Rod... She showed up one night whentelling nobodyshe was coming and I thought she was a robber, so I hit herwith Boss's new Tiger Woods Limited Edition Nike Driver." SILENCE.................... ,LONGSILENCE.................................................... .............................. ........., FINALLY ......................., "Philemon, if you broke that driver, you are in deep, deepsh*t!" * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluebonnet Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Very funny, must say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 :) yes, it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpsons Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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