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Philemon and Boss Rod


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Hello, Boss Rod? This is Philemon, the gardener at your

country estate.**

I have been trying for to speak with Boss now many days"

"Ah yes, Philemon. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Ehh, I am just calling to advise you, Mista Rod, that your

parrot died.

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the National competition?"

"eh...Yebo Boss, that's is the one."

"Dam! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird."

"What did he

die from?"

"From eating rotten meat, Mista Rod"

"Rotten meat? Who in this world fed him rotten meat?"

"ehh....Nobody, Boss. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Mista Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"eh..Yes Boss Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water

cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Boss"

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Boss! A candle fell and the curtains

caught on

fire."

"What the!!??....Are you saying that my house is destroyed

because of a

candle??!! "

e...Yes Boss Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house!!! What was the candle

for?"

"For the funeral, Mista Rod."

"WHAT BLOODYFUNERAL?"

"Of your madam wife, Boss Rod... She showed up one night when

telling nobodyshe was coming and I thought she was a robber, so I hit her

with Boss's new Tiger Woods Limited Edition Nike Driver."

SILENCE.................... ,

LONG

SILENCE....................................................

.............................. .........,

FINALLY .......................,

"Philemon, if you broke that driver, you are in deep, deep

sh*t!" *

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Very funny, must say. :)

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