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The King is dead. Long live the King.


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The King is dead. Long live the King.

Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of

Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker

tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home for

US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just

US$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They

come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to

ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you

would spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough

diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough

generators to never have blackouts again.'

The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and

three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance in this instance.'

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I believe ol" Bob is on holiday in Malaysia at the moment.

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:lol: Whenever I see this "man" on the news I just want to grab my razor and swipe off that ridiculous moustache, then go for the throat.
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Would not waste my time on the moustache...go straight for the throat. Beats me why someone has not wiped him out yet..

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