zorba Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 The King is dead. Long live the King.Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour ofJerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertakertells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home forUS$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for justUS$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. Theycome back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 toship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and youwould spend only $100? With the money you save you could buy enoughdiesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enoughgenerators to never have blackouts again.'The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, andthree days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance in this instance.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreaL Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I believe ol" Bob is on holiday in Malaysia at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 He can snuff it there too... No worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZLeigh Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 hahahahathe best one i've heard all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bessie Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Whenever I see this "man" on the news I just want to grab my razor and swipe off that ridiculous moustache, then go for the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Would not waste my time on the moustache...go straight for the throat. Beats me why someone has not wiped him out yet.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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