Eva Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 (edited) 2008's First Christmas JokeThis is actually the 3rd Christmas thing I have received via e-mail and it's only the beginning of November, it's like the shops, full of Christmas everything already... Not that good, but enough to smile over.Enjoy.... Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates."In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said."You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins..... Edited November 4, 2008 by Eva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence.H Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 is it that time of the year already!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polly Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 ROFLOL Very cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapoen Posted November 4, 2008 Report Share Posted November 4, 2008 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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