Terence.H Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed. 'WIFE: - silence -HUSBAND: ' . . . .' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose001 Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Ha ha - Whoops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niemeerhier Posted October 31, 2008 Report Share Posted October 31, 2008 Nothing wrong with a bit of succession planning as they say in corporate speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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