Kapoen Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Pretoria , when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping its attack. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bulls Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Bulls fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Pretoria , I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Lions Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,..." he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Lions fan either!", the boy said." "I assumed everyone in Pretoria was either for the Bulls or Lions. So what team DO you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Sharks supporter", the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little F*cker from Durban Kills Beloved Family Pet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarinaPer Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 The robotA man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticedthat the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked,"Sir, what will you have?"The man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please."The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man hadever had.The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about164."The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',inter-stellar space travel', the latest medical breakthroughs, etc... Theman was most impressed.He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned andtook a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "Amartini please."Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"This time the man answered , "Oh about 100".So the robot started discussing F1 racing, the latest soccer scores, andwhat to expect the Boks to do this week end.The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took astool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?" This timethe man drawled out " Uh..... about 50".The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,"A-r-e y-o-u a B-l-u-e B-u-l-l-s s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Ha, ha, ha :ilikeit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapoen Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 The robotWhat is your IQ?" This timethe man drawled out " Uh..... about 50".The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,"A-r-e y-o-u a B-l-u-e B-u-l-l-s s-u-p-p-o-r-t-e-r-?????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Shame we shouldnt be knocking Blue Bulls supporters......they are going to have to deal with defeat tomorrow....Go the Sharks!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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