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> Cop pulls over a taxi.

> Cop says: "License please."

> Taxi driver says: "What for?"

> Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

> Taxi driver: "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

> Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."

> Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"

> Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's

> the law. License please!"

> Taxi driver: "Heish ... if you can show me the difference between

> slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket,

> if not you let me go and no ticket."

> Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."

> The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his

> truncheon and starts beating the crap out of the taxi driver and

> says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

> Taxi driver: EISH!, STOP, you explain baie mooi!

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