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This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, race of people who lived in Biblical times.

When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, “a man doth not live by sweat alone.â€

The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

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Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

ha ha but only for some, the rest of us now how to spice it up!!! :rolleyes:

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