Eva Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 A blonde was on vacation and driving through Darwin . She desperatelywanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was veryreluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitudeof one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, Well then, maybe I'lljust go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoesfor free"The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go andgive it a try"!The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over tothe side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waistdeep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls itonto the slimy banks of the river. Lying nearby were 7 more of the deadcreatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the Croconto its back.Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, sheshouts out......."SHE!T, SH!T, SH!T, THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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