Eva Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20 th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get Burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a Burritos, and jumped, tooThe blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated Burritos so much." (Oh this is GOOD!!)Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitten Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 PMSL!! I'm just going to have to send this to a few people I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanne Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 EXCELLENT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celeste Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Ha! Ha! Ha! Very funny! Good one! Time to get the men back for all their blonde jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donne' Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 I AM GOING TO SEND THIS TO ALL MY MALE FRIENDS WHO PERSIST IN SENDING ME BLONDE JOKES !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorba Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Brilliant!!But I'm still not sure what's funnier - the blonde actually jumping, or the idea of a man actually making his OWN sandwiches!?!I obviously missed that lesson in "husband training school"! zorba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapoen Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapoen Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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