Terence.H Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Australian Citizenship Test October 20081. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?_____________________________ ______2. What is a bloody little beauty?_____________________________ ______3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?_____________________________ ______4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."_____________________________ _____5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?___________________________6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ....... You're going home in the back of a .........c) Fair crack of the..........._____________________________ ____7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss_____________________________ _____8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?_____________________________ _____9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?_____________________________ _____10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?_____________________________ _____11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?_____________________________ _____12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam._____________________________ _____13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?_____________________________ _____14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?_____________________________ _____15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?_____________________________ _____16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?_____________________________ _____17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?_____________________________ ____18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?_____________________________ _____19. Who would you like to crack on to?_____________________________ _____20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?_____________________________ _____21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?_____________________________ ____22. What does sinkin piss at a mate’s joint and gettin paralised mean?_____________________________ ____You may copy your mate’s answers, please submit this back to me when you have had a fair old crack.The pass rate is 45% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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