Eva Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only R1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "R390,000"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking R3,950,000" for it.MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of R3,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra R150,000 if it's really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :thumbdown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 I think my hubby is going to be chuckling for the next couple of days, excellent joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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