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Hubby was sitting reading his papers when his wife storms into the lounge and hit him round the head with the frying pan. "what was that for" the man asked.

the wife replied. " that was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that i found in your pants pocket"

The husband then said."when i was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse i bet on"

The wife apoligized and went on with the housework.

Three days late the husband is watching tv when his wife came bashing him on the head with another frying pan and knocked him unconscious.

Apon re-gaining consciousness the husband asked why she had hit him again.

the wife replied. "your horse just phoned"

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