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Do not Drink the Water


Coyote  Ugly

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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: (wise man) In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water= Poop,

Wine= Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s:censored:

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. :ilikeit:

now to convince my wife :whome: I am sure the name Ben Franklin will swing it

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