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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside

The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the

Man ":censored:! That must be my husband!

So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and naked he jumped out the

Window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, went through

A thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman "I'm your

Husband, you bad woman!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a #itch!"

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