Olimpiese swemmer?

[Blossom]

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her

right away

She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."> He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go

along."

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a

very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool when he got up off of his towel,

climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by

three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and

cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came

back

and lay down on the towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you

we'd

learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After

seventy-five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel,

hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No," she said, "I was a prostitute in Vereeniging, but I worked both

sides

of the Vaal Dam."

Edited March 2, 2008 by Kannidood

[elizes]

Hie-hie, nou so lekker gelag...dis baaiiiee funny!!!!

[Nilo]

Ah man!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

[Guest Mauritz]

Wraggies - dink ek ken haar. Ek het altwee kante vannie Vaal dam 'visgevang'.

[Pink Missy]

HA HA HA Was wragtig goed!!!