Blossom Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what haveyou done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closerTo the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut uponce you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men... until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, andstill think they are sexy. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. xxx KD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilo Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Women will never be equal to men...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, andstill think they are sexy.Yeah right!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.......and God put Adam to sleep, so He could take a bone from his side to make a woman....and nowhere after that happening, does it say God woke Adam up....therefore, all men are still asleep!?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakkiem Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Milo waar woon jy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Ooooo vrek!!!!Nou's ek in die moeilikheid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blossom Posted February 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Sakkie,Dit was nou vinnig en skerp............ha ha ha...........ek geniet dit so as iemand so vinnig en spontaan dink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michele R Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Oh oh, jy beter goed weg kruip Milo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Oh oh, jy beter goed weg kruip Milo!Nou weet jy hoekom ek nie 'n foto's van myself post nie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annette Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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