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Africa in a nutshell...The year is 2030.........

A black couple is sitting in their apartment waiting to die. There are no jobs to be had, inflation is running at 5000 percent, they haven't eaten a decent meal in weeks, there is no water and power hasn't worked in months. So they sit huddled under blankets waiting for the end when suddenly they hear the water pipes begin to rumble and eventually water starts pouring out of the long unused taps. Next the light begins to flicker and then fill the apartment with bright light. On the streets below a truck arrives handing out grain.

The husband looks at his wife and says, "Quick woman, bring me my panga! The whites are back!

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Good one Valkie! :ilikeit:

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  • 2 weeks later...

Excellent!!

If I still gave a sh*t about being politically correct, I might have found this slightly offensive!

But sadly I don't give a sh*t anymore.

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