Guest mrs mupersan Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old Afrikaans farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.' The old Afrikaner said, 'OK Boet, but doesn't goes in that field over there.'The Agriculture representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me. See this card? The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....'Your card! Your card, Boet! Shows him your card! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nc74 Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love this one!!! I got it emailed to me and sent it to EVERYONE I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Now that is quite succinct.clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 He, he, Ja-nee. Slim vang sy baas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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