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Difficult things to say when drunk.

Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk.

1 – Innovative

2 – Preliminary

3 – Proliferation

4 - Cinnamon

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk.

1 - Specificity

2 - British constitution

3 - Passive-aggressive disorder

4 - Transubstantiate

Things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk

1 - Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you.

2 - Nope, no more booze for me.

3 - No kebab for me, thank you.

4 - Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5 - Look mate, I've told you, I'm not interested in a fight.

6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing.

7 - Thanks for asking, but I don't want to dance. I have no co-ordination and hate to make a fool of myself.

8 -Where is the nearest public lavatory? I absolutely refuse to pee in the street.

9 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning

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Watter is moeilik om te sê as jy nugter is BB? Die eerste, tweede of dalkies die DERDE lot?

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Watter is moeilik om te sê as jy nugter is BB? Die eerste, tweede of dalkies die DERDE lot?

My geheim! (My vote is my secret - onthou jy nog dit?)

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