Stupid People???

[Nilo]

In Honour of Stupid People :

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity,

here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Woolworth's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)

"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Pick n' Pay's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding

"Product will be hot after heating."

(...and you thought????...)

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On a Clicks hair dryer -

Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Simba Chips --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dove soap -

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

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On some Checkers frozen dinners -

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(please note that it's just a suggestion.)

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On the packaging of a Rowenta iron -

"Don't iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this

save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin:

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(As opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use."

(Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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Instructions on a SA Airways packet of peanuts -

[1] Open packet;

[2] Eat nuts.

(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(Don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a German chainsaw ..

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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I'm not saying that we should kill all stupid people; I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels and let nature takes it's course

[Biltongboer]

In Honour of Stupid People :

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On a bag of Simba Chips --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary!

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

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Maybe you've been in Australia too long? Of course you can open the packet without purchasing it!

[Legalbuff]

Nilo,

Hierdie is absoluut hilarious!! Ek kan nie partykeer glo wat die mensdom doen nie, maar daar is seker "gevalle" gewees wat die "notatjies" noodsaaklik gemaak het. Ek het so paar jaar terug so in my regstudies 'n email gekry met 'n foto van 'n man se neus wat 75% weg was - net 'n oop, rou wond.

Die rede?? Hy het 'n nuwe boor gekoop, toe juk sy neus, toe krap hy met die boor (terwyl die ding "werk"). Toe "sue" hy die mpy wat die boor gemaak het, want daar staan nie "moenie in neus druk terwyl aktief nie".

The mind boggles.....

En hierdie mense word alleen buite toegelaat, EN hulle mag kinders hê!!

[rsteyn]

Dit was excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liza