Jongman Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 >1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the>shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.>2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back>for more.>3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong >ones.>4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what>floor your on.>5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, >let>the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?">6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,>"That's mine!">7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.>8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if >they>have an appointment.>9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.>10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they>can hear ticking.>11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and>exits with the passengers.>12) Ask, "Did you feel that?">13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.>14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,>they open again!">15) Swat at flies that don't exist.>16) Tell people that you can see their aura.>17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.>18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,>all of you, just shut up!">19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering>inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?">20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without>getting off.>21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your>one of THEM!" and back away slowly.>22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.>23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.>24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.>25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce, "I have>new socks on".>26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other>passengers, "This is MY personal space!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilo Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Fred,Dis goed sommer baie entertaining. Wens iemand het die guts om dit te doen.Nilo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blossom Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Dis maar 'n flou ene. Gee bietjie iets beters, dis mos Vrydag!Betsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilo Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 sjarrap en maak vir die kind sy melktert!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blossom Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Sukkel met my wind versterkte oond! Hoe werk die ding? EK BRAND ALLES!oK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jongman Posted July 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Aggenee!!! Ons eet vanaand gebrande melktert!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Toe word die korslose melktert een dik swart kors LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nilo Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Die dem goed (windverstekteoond) is 'n pyn ek weet. Hulle se die hitte is so derde meer as in 'n ander oond. MAW. as ek se 180 sit hom op so 160 en dinge behoort reg te wees.Worse case scenario, krap die brand af en eet die binneste met 'n lepeltjie!! Sal nie die eerste keer wees wat dit gebeur het nie, HA HA HALoviesNilo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 How do you prevent sagging?Just eat till the wrinkles fill out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordZ Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 >1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the>shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.>2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back>for more.>3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong >ones.>4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what>floor your on.>5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, >let>the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?">6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream,>"That's mine!">7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.>8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if >they>have an appointment.>9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.>10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they>can hear ticking.>11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and>exits with the passengers.>12) Ask, "Did you feel that?">13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.>14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic,>they open again!">15) Swat at flies that don't exist.>16) Tell people that you can see their aura.>17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.>18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up,>all of you, just shut up!">19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering>inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?">20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without>getting off.>21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your>one of THEM!" and back away slowly.>22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.>23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.>24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.>25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce, "I have>new socks on".>26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other>passengers, "This is MY personal space!"I'm going to do as many as i can :ilikeit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donne' Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 lol....I like the friend one - will try that !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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