Questions about South Africa

[Jongman]

These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism

Website and were answered by the website owner.

Foreigners, gotta love them..........

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I have never seen it rain onTV, so

how do the plants grow? ( UK )

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them

die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad

tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )

A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population

is

smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )

A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year

round? (

Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter- gatherers. Milk is

illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense

rattlesnake serum. USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All

South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good

pets.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated

while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

[PROzzie]

Very good!!

Thanx Fred

[Arthur]

http://humour.200ok.com.au/aussie_tourism.html

so now I must wonder which version was first ?