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NOT TWICE!


PerpetualMotion

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A South African, Australian and Nieu Zealander sits in a bar somewhere in the Outback.

The S-African slurps down his glass of beer...througs it up in the air and shoots it to pieces!

Australian says "Why did you do that mate?"

S-African says "Ivvv'ee got ssooo much mmmoney I ddon't need to dddrink out the same glass twwwice!"

The New Zealander does the same with the same answer for the Australian.

The Australian gulps his beer down....turns around and shoots the S-African!

Perplexed the Nieu Zealander asks the Australian "Why did you do that??"

Australian replies " In Australia we have so many S-Africans I don't need to drink with the same one twice!!"

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