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Van Der Merwe visiting Australia


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Van der Merwe had never been out of Pretoria before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia. He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by,

"What are all those little black things out there?"

"They're buoys," said the Aussie.

"Boys?! wragtig..." replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"

"Holding up the shark nets," the Aussie told him.

"F.#*..n' great country this!" said the South African, deeply impressed.

"We'd never get away with that at home!"

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My man en seun sit en kyk die Rugby, en ek ......?????

Lees toe gou die grap vir hulle, julle kan net immagine hoe hulle gelag het.

Ok, ok ,nie vir die boys nie vir die stupid vdMerwe!!!!!

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My man en seun sit en kyk die Rugby, en ek ......?????

Lees toe gou die grap vir hulle, julle kan net immagine hoe hulle gelag het.

Ok, ok ,nie vir die boys nie vir die stupid vdMerwe!!!!!

Hou duimvas vir die tweede helfte, hoop die "B" span trek die wa deur die drif!

14:07 (GMT +2) Sorry boys, not too shabby for second stringers. Good luck next week against the All Blacks.

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