ottg Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 An Afrikaner guy, a Scott, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Scott is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman is thinking: 'That Scott must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.' The Scott is thinking: 'Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me instead.' The beautiful girl is thinking: 'That Scott must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped.' The Afrikaner guy is thinking: 'If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and moer that Scott again!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanniewagnie Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Haai shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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