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Mara
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I finally received my tax return for 2013 back from the SARS.

It puzzles me!

They are questioning the number of dependents I claimed?
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied:

·        16 million unemployed people;

·        8 million illegal immigrants;

·        1,5 million drug dealers;

·        nearly a million people in overcrowded prisons;

·        234 members of Parliament

·        and a useless President with 6 wives and 20 children........

SARS suggest that this is NOT correct?

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?

I’m really becoming forgetful in my old age...!!!!

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PMSL, 

 

Good one Mara! But I can see where your numbers don't err, add up. It's 18 million dependents, 12 million illegal immigrants, 445 MP's, 2450 Bodyguards for the MP's, 200 white shirt cops for Parly. LOLOLOL 

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