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Something sexy for the girls


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Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Ole doing a slow and deliberate striptease in front of an
old green John Deere tractor.


Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off
first the right suspender of his weathered Oshkosh denium overalls,
followed by the left.


He then hunches his shoulders forward and, in a classic striptease
move, lets his denim braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by
his hips exposing his red & black plaid flannel shirt.


Grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his red
union suit (underwear for our younger readers).

And, with a final flourish, he hurls his flat cap on to the straw pile.

“Vat on earth ar ya doin’ Ole?” asks Sven

“Yumpin Yimminy, Sven, ya scared da livin bejeevas out of me!”
exclaimed an obviously embarrassed Ole; “but, me and the Missus… vell,
ve ben havin’ some troubles lately in da bedroom department and da
Therapist said I got to do something sexy to a tractor. "

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