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A South African travelling through England on holiday lost his wallet
and all of his identification to a pickpocket. Cutting his trip short,
he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by British
Immigration at Heathrow whilst trying to get on an SAA flight to O R
Tambo International.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the Officer.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet and Passport to a pickpocket" replied
the traveller

"Really, I hear that every day. No ID, no getting on the plane," said
the Officer. "But I can prove I'm a proud South African!" exclaimed
the traveller. "I have a picture of Mandela tattooed on one side of my
arse and Desmond Tutu on the other.

"This I have to see", replied the Officer..

With that, the traveller dropped his pants and showed the agent his
behind."By hell, you're right!" exclaimed the Officer. "Have a safe
trip back to Polokwane.”

"But how did you know I was from Polokwane? "The Officer replied, "I
recognised Julius Malema in the middle".

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