OubaasDik Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 A South African travelling through England on holiday lost his walletand all of his identification to a pickpocket. Cutting his trip short,he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by BritishImmigration at Heathrow whilst trying to get on an SAA flight to O RTambo International."May I see your identification, please?" asked the Officer."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet and Passport to a pickpocket" repliedthe traveller"Really, I hear that every day. No ID, no getting on the plane," saidthe Officer. "But I can prove I'm a proud South African!" exclaimedthe traveller. "I have a picture of Mandela tattooed on one side of myarse and Desmond Tutu on the other."This I have to see", replied the Officer..With that, the traveller dropped his pants and showed the agent hisbehind."By hell, you're right!" exclaimed the Officer. "Have a safetrip back to Polokwane.”"But how did you know I was from Polokwane? "The Officer replied, "Irecognised Julius Malema in the middle". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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