OubaasDik Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Be aware: Eskom is introducing Stage 4 load shedding now. This processis when they come to your house and blow out all your candles. Pasop 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsta Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Is stage 5 when they come and take the diesel from your generator to power the vehicles they use to drive around blowing out candles? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SurferMan Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 ROFL. Stage six is where they take your paraffin lamp under the offence "shedding light on the matter" What a pathetic state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2015 Report Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) The CEO who art in Eskom, powerless be thy name. Thy kingdom badly run, thy power undone, in joburg as it is in kzn. Give us this day our half baked bread and forgive the trespassers who shoot usdead. Lead me not into a dark nation but deliver me from load shedding. For thine have no kingdom, no power, and no electricity. AmenApologies to all blondes (I am one by the way)2 blondes are having a conversation about their long day.."I was stuck in the lift for 2 hours this morning"!!The other one says "Thats nothing...I was stuck on the escalator for 3 HOURS" Edited April 22, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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