OubaasDik Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and BlueAs they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killedInstantly.As the ambulance takes the body away,Blue says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's got to go and tell Coot's wife.Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.Blue says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?''Coot's wife gave it to me,' Mongrel replies.'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gaveYou a case of beer?''Well, not exactly', Mongrel says.'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Coot's widow."She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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