OubaasDik Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife for consultation with an Indian medicine man rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3'. When you do, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The man asked the old Indian as he walked away, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" The Indian said, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4', but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." Eager to see if it worked, he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the "manliest of men". His wife was very excited and began throwing off her clothes. Then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HadEnoughofJuju Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 ahahaha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bams Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 OBD, sounds like the meds is starting to kick in... Hope you are starting to feel better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lynnie Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Ha! Ha! Ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyebrow Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 First laugh I have had in a long time!Hahahaha.Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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