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On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife for consultation with an Indian medicine man rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction!

The old Indian gave him a potion and with a grip on his shoulder warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say '1-2-3'. When you do, you will become manlier than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."

The man asked the old Indian as he walked away, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"

The Indian said, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4', but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

Eager to see if it worked, he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the "manliest of men".

His wife was very excited and began throwing off her clothes. Then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.



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OBD, sounds like the meds is starting to kick in... Hope you are starting to feel better. :hug:

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