OubaasDik Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 How to identify Australians:They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently its a must-have.They dont think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.Will react in horror when companies try to market "Anzac cookies".They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronwyn&Co Posted February 9, 2014 Report Share Posted February 9, 2014 How to identify Australians:They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently its a must-have.They dont think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.Will react in horror when companies try to market "Anzac cookies".They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.Maybe I am slowly turning into an Aussie, because most of these points seem perfectly reasonable... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.