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How to identify Australians:

They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.

They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently its a must-have.

They dont think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

Will react in horror when companies try to market "Anzac cookies".

They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.

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How to identify Australians:

They waddle when they walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in their wallet or purse.

They pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin".

They think it makes perfect sense to decorate highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.

They think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place, that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

Their hamburgers will contain beetroot. Apparently its a must-have.

They dont think it's summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

Will react in horror when companies try to market "Anzac cookies".

They believe that all train timetables are works of fiction.

Maybe I am slowly turning into an Aussie, because most of these points seem perfectly reasonable...

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